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1. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung
2. It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler
3. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
4. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
5. Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. Mark Twain
6. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
7. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
8. A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Don Quinn
9. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West
10. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
11. My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
12. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. Lao Tsu
13. Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. Billy Rose
14. A rich man's joke is always funny. Proverb
15. Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull
16. When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. Dylan Thomas
17. I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill
18. Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. William Shakespeare
19. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde
20. There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin
21. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
22. I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
23. To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain
24. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block
25. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein
26. Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. Franklin P. Jones
27. What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Richard Harkness
28. Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. Benito Mussolini
29. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
    it. Franklin P. Jones
30. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
    have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
31. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
32. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
    I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
33. Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
    when you make it again. F. P. Jones
34. "Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death
35. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong
36. The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
    generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman
37. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
38. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
39. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov