If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?

Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Can crop circles be square?

Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put
pasta into the water?

Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the
traditional colors?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the
road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

If you stick stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?

Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

If a police Car, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!

Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?

Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?

what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?

Why is it that lemon dish soap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

What's the opposite of opposite?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

Why is the blackboard green?

Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

How can you hear yourself think?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Aren't all generalizations false?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?