Leo- The problem isn't the manner, but the manner in which it is treated.

Leo-So, does Phoebe work here, too?
Piper- Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, no. She is probably at her gay and lesbian support group right now.

Leo-Just out of curiostiy...um...are you and Aviva...well, Piper said...
Phoebe- Piper said what??
Leo-Oh, nothing... Phoebe to Leo (about Piper)-Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because somtimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But don't worry her shrinks are on it.

Leo-Good morning!
Phoebe-Yeah, we heard. Have a magical day!

Leo-Being with Piper breaks the rules, but being without her breaks my heart.

Leo-I'm willing to work on it.
Piper- Good, don't ever forget you said that.

Leo-Look, I know your upset.
Piper- No, no. I skated past upset just after you came in the door. Right now I'm at furious.

Leo- We have to talk.
Piper-You bet your whiteliter ass we have to talk.

Leo- I do, the timing always just...
Piper (sees Morris)-Seems to suck.

Leo-The worst thing imaginable just happened.
(Piper and Dan walk in)
Phoebe- No kidding.

Leo- Snake!
Piper- Oh, I'm the snake, but you're the one who...
Leo-No, SNAKE!

Leo to Piper-I don't want to lose you.

Leo-Now that I'm a mortal I'm gonna fight for you. May the best man win.

Leo's card-Piper, when we first met you thought I was just a handy man. Well, I am a handy man again. The same guy you fell in love with. Same guy who fell in love with you for who you are. Remember that I'm not giving up.

(Dan Leaves)
Leo-Well, I thougt he would never leave.

Leo-Who strangled the evil witch?
Christina-That was my favorite dolly!

(Doorbell)
Leo-Saved by the bell (Dan at door) Or not.

Leo (about date)-I especially like the look on your face when the accordion player broke out in that song.
Piper-Are you making fun of me?

Leo (in shower)-Piper, could you pass me a towel? Prue?!
Prue (enjoying this thoroughly)-Leo?...nice orbs...

Leo-Whiteliter pay sucks.

Leo (to Phoebe, cleaning out Piper's closet)-Ever done it on a cloud? Phoebe-It don't know, does a feather bed count?
Leo-Phoebe?! I thought you were Piper.

Leo-Dr. Williamson is cosmically screwed.

Leo-Be careful what you wish for.
Phoebe-Oh, I am a reformed wish-a-holic.