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Fun Quotes
Day To Day My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress! Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. Death row is a state of mind. A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death
by a frown on the right person's brow. Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers
would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The
second was, "Did you find joy?" ___________________________________________________________________ Friendship Quotes Life without friendship is like the sky without sun. No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's
not a friendship until after you've had a fight A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two
bodies. Friendship is a special kind of love. The secret to friendship is being a good listener. When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship. Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together Friendship is a horizon-- which expands whenever we approach it. Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts
nor measure words. Good friends must not always be together; It is the feeling of oneness when distant That proves a lasting
friendship. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ War Quotes Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a
theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money
alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way
of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron. When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to
fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader. Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men There is a war going on between law enforcement and privacy, and privacy is losing. In war there is no prize for the runner-up It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. So long as there are men there will be wars I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks
and stones. The purpose of all war is ultimately peace. You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. The opposite of war is not peace, It's creation |