Prue Quotes

Prue-How can I save anyone? Ok, I look ridiculous! I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend pile, I have hair in strange places, and I have a penis!

Prue (about Jack)-It's business, not personal.
Phoebe-Where have I heard that before?

(Phoebe is sitting on frozen Eric)
Prue (thinks)- We have to go kill a warlock while she gets to sit on some guys...
Phoebe- Hey, hey, hey.
Prue- You heard that?
Phoebe-You think I need a hearing thoughts spell to know what you are thinking?

Prue (about Eric)-Do we have to protect him?
Piper- He is pissin' me off.

Prue-I fell asleep, I woke up, and suddenly it's Thursday.

Prue-Who else would want to kill us?
Phoebe-Well, you know, you were a little sharp to the mailman yesterday, and we all know how testy they can be.

Prue-Phoebe, I'm working.
Phoebe-More like you're working it.

Prue-No Daryll, the ring is not hot.

Prue-Oh my god. I have to pee...

Prue-Everyone's got , including Jack and Dan.
Piper-Unless they are transvestite, Nazi, war criminals with great face lifts I think we got them beat.

Prue-Jack's scum.
Piper-Dan's scum.
Prue-Are you scum?
Piper-No, I'm not.

Prue-Looks like we finally all fell for the same guy.

Prue-This scares me.

Prue-How are we doing on that spell?
Phoebe-Youknow you keep throwing that 'we' word around but I don't see you doing anything.

Prue-Why do I have to carry the poisoness snake?
Piper-Cuz you're the oldest. You’ve lived a full life.
Prue-So, think that's their car over there?
Piper-What, you want me to ask them?
Prue-You know what, you're a smart ass.

Prue-It's just when you turn bad things tend to catch on fire.
Phoebe-And this is supposed to be making me feel better?

(Prue takes picture of herself in the mirror)
Prue-Portrait of a dreamer.

Prue-You can either take your pants off on your own, or I can do it by force.

Prue-I've been thinking that dreams are just that, dreams.
Bane-I don't believe that.

Prue-This view is amazing.
Bane (looking at Prue)-It's not as good as mine.

Prue-What are you doing here?
Phoebe-We're saving you from the tall dark and naked man!
Prue-I told you guys to stay away.
Phoebe-I see why. He is yummy.

Prue-Thank you for saving my life.
Bane-Thank you for changing mine.

Prue-He thanked me for changing his life.
Phoebe-YOu must of been *really good*...
Piper-...Influence on him.

Prue-So, what was the outcome-Dan or Leo?
Piper-I never needed a sign to tell me where my heart lies.(looks over at Leo)

Prue-Have you contacted the police?
Gale-And tell them what? That I think there's a demon running loose on our streets? They'd think I was crazy.
Piper-Try getting your boots cleaned.

Prue-There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing glasses. I wear them.
Phoebe-Yeah, well, you are older. (Piper Laughs) Well, you are.
Prue-You know, I really hope that the Demon of Vanity isn't after you because your soul would be toast.

Prue (Takes picture of Piper)-I think I'll call this women pretending not to look out the window.
Piper-How about girl about to pour hot tea on sister's head?

Prue-And the house is a mess, again. How come we can't fight the demon of clensliness, of the demon of house cleaning. Or even that big bald guy, Mr. Clean, I would so totally take him on.

Prue (about Finley)-He just seems so giving and warm.
Finly (in very negative tone)-Can we get started, I'm on a schedule.
Prue-Hi, I'm...um...Mr. Beck, I'm...Prue Halliwell.
Finly (ignoring Prue)-So, when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?
Prue-That would be me.
Finly-You're 12.
Prue-Oh, I'm good.
Finly-I'll decide that...why don't you do something useful and get me some tea?

Prue-Phoebe, maybe you should do something with Billy. You know, ass a little techni-color to him.

Prue-You can love the work but not the man.

(Leo orbs in)
Prue (hugs Piper and whispers)-OK, and no sex without safe sex.

(Prue Monkey astral projects to where Prue is photographing Evan)
Prue-What a cute monkey.
Evan- Monkey? (Prue Monkey astral projects back to body) What are you talking about?

Prue-You are never going to believe what happened today.
Phoebe-Yes, I will. I saw Notting Hill.
Prue-What are you talking about?
Phoebe (points to flowers)-They're from Evan. I hope you know you're stealing my dream man.

Prue-BOS.
Phoebe-BOS? Oh! Book of Shadows...

Prue-I thought you guys went to dinner?
Piper-We did, and then for dessert we did some demon hunting.

Prue-What's good?
Dick-Ceaser's fine. Pasta's fine. Fish is fine. Steak is...
Prue-Fine?
Dick-Yeah, actually, how did you know?
Prue-Wild...guess. What have I gotten myself into??

Prue-And I'm going to work on finding Mr. Right. Not settling for...Dick.

Prue-Ok, I came, I saw, I was perky. Now I just want my head on a pillow.

Prue-We could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us, or we could remember to lock the door.
Phoebe-That is a really good idea, Prue. (She says as she locks Prue in the laundry room).

Prue to Phoebe- You were trying to do something good. Now you are going to do something wonderful. I couldn't ask for a better birthday present.

Prue- I can't be late today.
Piper-I know the feeling.

Prue to Phoebe-Oh my God you are pregnant. That is why you came back from New York, isn't it?

Prue- Did you see Piper?
Phoebe- Yes...I saw her legs...

Prue- We always knew our powers would grow
Phoebe- Yes, but somehow I thought I was gonna get to fly.

Prue to Clay- Picked it up? Does that mean you bought it?

Prue to Phoebe- I can worry about my little sister, can't I?
Phoebe to Prue- Don't ever stop!

Prue-Oh...Ummm...Can you get up?
Piper-Back off! What do you think I cannot walk now?
Phoebe-Honey, we are just trying to help you.
Piper-Help? You can't even hold a job.
Prue- OK, now wait a minute Piper...
Piper- Save it. Do you always have to be in charge?!

Prue-I smell Book of Shadows. Did you do something?
Phoebe- I just saved Piper's ass. Where were you?
Piper- Phoebe
Phoebe- Prue is just pissy because she didn't get to play superman.

Black Sweater Prue- Phoebe, I'll have to call you back. I have to go yell at myself.

Blue Sweater Prue- I guess I shouldn't pet the help.

Big Prue- Piper!
Little Piper- Your name is Piper, too?

Prue to Brandon-You can sleep in my room, and I'll sleep with Piper.
Brandon-Why?
Prue-Because Phoebe kicks

Prue- I feel like it should be cackling.

Prue-Great, just what we need, more toxic waste in our sewers.

Prue to Phoebe-I mean you got time, right?

Prue to Phoebe-Don't forget to buy tampons at the market.

Prue-It switched all of our powers?!
Phoebe-Supernatural freaky Friday.

Prue to Andy-I love you.
Andy-I love you, too.