Phoebe to Mr. Corey-But your going to die! Oh that didn't come out right.

Phoebe to Prue-I saved that guy. And it was great, too. I mean, I knew doing it would be good for him, but I had no idea what a rush it would be for me. I felt so good, and not just about myself, but about everything. That even in my own little way I can make a difference. Can you believe this is me saying this?

Phoebe-Give to get, that is the secret to life.

Phoebe-Look, you don't know me. Hell, I barely know me...uh...ok.

Phoebe- Beware of the Rath of Piper

Phoebe-Piper, we both know I only like Leo because you do.

Phoebe- Piper, what do you really think of your boss?
Piper- I think he is a self-centered jerk, who must have a very small penis.

Phoebe to Leo-Oh, that's just Piper, she just has to be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom, I know I do.

Phoebe to Leo (Leo had milk mustache)- Got milk?

Phoebe- Am I the only one in this family who has inhertited the take a chance gene?
Piper- Probably, because if I remember my biology correctly, it was connected to the I can't mind my own business gene!

Phoebe-Your single, your responsible, and way over due in the sex department. I say go for it.
Piper-I'm not way over due. (Pause) Ok, maybe just a little bit.

Phoebe (about Dan)-I saw him first!

Phoebe-What do we have to lose?
Piper- Well, apparently we have our clothes to lose.

Phoebe- AT&T and the Power of Three.

Phoebe-When did the Woogie man come unvanquished?
Piper-A couple seconds ago.

Phoebe-We're screwed.
Piper-And we're out of wine
(Dan comes to door with wine)

Phoebe (about Prue-) I knew you'd come around.
Piper-Excuse me?
Phoebe-Well, I knew deep down.

Phoebe-And we didn't even have to get naked.

Phoebe-Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it evil.

Phoebe-Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty.

Phoebe-Once you break the small rules it's only time before the big ones are next
Prue-A very smart girl once told me we are supposed to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty.

Phoebe- The human reproductive system, And your uncle wanted Piper to help you out with this?

Phoebe-I mean Piper turned into a werewolf once.
Piper- A Wendigo.
Phoebe-What-ever!

Phoebe-Did you find anything in the book?
Piper (looking at Dan out window)-The book?
Prue-Or were you too busy looking at something else?
Piper-I was looking; you should see what I found.
Prue (looks out window at Dan)-Oh I see what you found all right.

Phoebe-I'm OK!
Prue (in deep voice)-I'm not.

(Prue's in bathroom)
Phoebe-C'mon it's been over an hour. (Whispers to Piper)Do you think she's touching herself?

Phoebe- (looking at dan out the window)- Nice body, great tan.
Manny- Nice truck.

Phoebe-Did Manny just check out that girl's butt?
Piper-This is starting to get weird.
Phoebe-Starting to get weird? Where have you been?

(Twowatha uses her dust to disappear)
Phoebe-Cool. Well, it was.

Phoebe-Well, I did find one spell, but it requires a human heart, and unfortunately we're all still using ours.
Piper-Well, take mine, All it does is gets me in trouble.

Phoebe (looks at Dan and thinks)-Nice butt.
Piper- Hey!

Phoebe-Wait, are you guys thinking something about me right now?

Phoebe- Did we do something good?
Prue-You did something incredible.

Phoebe (about Dan and Piper)-You guys are killing me with cuteness over here.
Piper-Don't you have somewhere to be, somewhere very far away?

Phoebe (in accent)-Be very, very quiet. We're hunting demons.

Phoebe-Hey, do you recognize that person?
Prue-I know, she looks vaguely familiar, kind of like a sister we used to have. What was her name?
Prue and Phoebe-Pip? Pippy? Pipe? Pipper? No...
Phoebe-What ever happened to her?
Prue-I don't know. She fell in love with the next door neighbor, started spending all of her time there.

Phoebe-Hey, you know, you can ask me anything you want about being a witch.
Morris- No thanks.
Phoebe-It's actually really cool. We have this book, it's called the Book of Shadows.
Morris-Too much information, Phoebe.
Phoebe-No, but it's...
Morris-Nothing I want to know about, I'm serious. I don't want to know anything.
Phoebe-C'mon. You don't even want to know if we fly or anything like that?
Morris-I don't even want to know if you own a damn broom, a skillet, a cauldren, a dust buster. I don't give a damn!

Phoebe to Prue-Remember, I taught you how to French kiss.

Phoebe (about Bane)-I am beginning to see you attraction to the dark side.
Prue-It wasn't just his dark side I was attracted to.

Phoebe (about Barbus)-I never get used to kicking his butt.

Phoebe-Fifth wheel cutting in.

Phoebe (Piper not in bedroom)-Prue guess who got lucky last night.

Phoebe-What are you smiling at?
Cupid- You.

Phoebe-I'm sorry, but did you do something specific to tick Drazi off or did he also find your honesty a complete pain in the ass?

Phoebe-Hey, they don't call it "lover's leap" for nothing.
Cupid-Actually, lover's leap is a reference to suicide.

Phoebe (picks up Morris' butter knife)-Oh my god. I see blood, flesh. You had the sausage for breakfast, didn't you?

(Piper speeding around room)
Phoebe-I think I found a consequence.

Phoebe (about Dr. Williamson)-Well, his bedside manners could use some work.

Phoebe-There's a party tomorrow night. You should come.
Ethan-Why?
Phoebe-Because I'll be there.

Phoebe-The good news is the spell worked.
Prue-And the bad news?
Phoebe-The spell worked on everyone.

Phoebe-Rome wasn't built in a day.
Piper-But my club was ruined in the blink of an eye.

Phoebe (to animals)-I would like you all to know that I am a vegetarian. I have never eaten any of you.

Phoebe-This is so embarrassing. I haven't needed my big sister to walk me to school since the first grade.

Phoebe (about past life)-I was bad. I was very, very bad.

Phoebe (about past life)-Feeling very, very bad. (pause) OK, I liked it. It felt good to be respected and powerful.

Phoebe (about old power)-That's too bad because it was hot. Literally.
Prue-That wasn't the only thing that was really hot.
Phoebe-Oh...yeah...Anton was hot, too. Oh, and he was such a good kisser and so good with his hands.

Phoebe (at retirement home)-Well, bright side-at least I'll never end up at a place like this in my golden years.

Phoebe-Thanks you guys for saving my life. All of them.

Phoebe-But it's ok to be bad sometimes, right?
Prue-Oh yeah, a lot.

Phoebe-Uh...no...I'm in the bathroom. Who writes spells in the bathroom?

Phoebe to Piper- Stop trying to predict the future, alright? That's my job.

(Piper complaining about being a witch)
Phoebe-Wicca PMS?
Prue-I have a feeling it's much more than that.

Phoebe-Besides, do you have a better idea?
Piper (hopefully)-Go home and call it a day?

(Cryto explodes)
Phoebe- Ouch, that looked like it hurt.
Prue-Well, I hope it did for Gale's sake.

Phoebe-Well, I'm always gonna wanna be a witch.
Prue-She's young.

Phoebe-Will someone please tell me what's up with guys?
Piper-You don't really expect me to have an answer to that do you?
Phoebe-Ok, so, I have lunch with this guy from lab, right? He is totally melotonan guy.
Piper-That bad?
Phoebe-I'm keeping his number in case I have trouble sleeping.

(Leo orbs in)
Phoebe-Here I am talking about the shortage of perfect men and in orbs yours.
Piper-I found one of the good guys.
Leo-Unfortunately, I'm here to talk about the bad guys.
Phoebe-No shortage of those!

(Billy staring at Phoebe from in movie)
Phoebe-I think he's staring at me!
Billy-Hi.
Phoebe-Hi!
Prue-I hate to put a damper on your little love connection here, sis, but we need to kick some ass.
Demon-Oh, is that what you are going to do? Any idea on how you intend to do that? Or are you just going to flirt me to death like your little tardy sister?
Billy-Watch your language in front of the ladies!
Demon-Oh, I'm sorry. Was it the word sister that bothered you? How about bitch? Does that go down easier?

Phoebe (yells down to Prue, who is with Finly)-Oh, well, I really need to DEMONstrate something for you.
Prue-OK, what is it?
Phoebe-Once you finish your thing and I finish my thing then we really need to go meet Piper and Leo and finish the thing that we saw at the
Prue-Thing?
Phoebe-Yeah, exact-I love you!

Phoebe (about what Piper got Dan)-Oh honey. Is that what he got you? I mean it's nice and all, just a little impersonal.

Phoebe-Wait a minute, this Paul Bunyon with a lobotomy, he's firm Axe Husband. I saw it last week.
Prue- We so need to monitor your viewing habits.

Phoebe-So, maybe, this is the only way the psychos know how to die, is how they were killed on screen
Piper-How am I supposed to know that? I'm a romantic comedy type. Why go to horror movies when they come to you?!

Phoebe (to Bloody Mary)-We have got to do something about that complexion.

Phoebe (in the black & white movie)-Check me out, I'm retro.

Phoebe (to Billy)-Thank you for restoring my faith in the male species.

Phoebe to Prue (about Finly)-Did you get to tell off the demon on crankiness today?

Phoebe (very overjoyed about Prue's gift)-I love it! I'm going to go watch it right now! (Goes running off)
Piper-Should we worry?
Prue-She's just saying goodbye, I think.

Phoebe to Piper-How about you take this ghost, and I'll take the next two ghosts?

Phoebe-Prue, help me get my demon and I promise I'll do everything I can to help you get yours.

Phoebe to Piper-An angel brought you back to life, trust me, you're cured

Phoebe-Are you going to tell me why he [Evan] sent you flowers?
Prue-You know, I have no idea.
Phoebe-Huh, and they say the youngest is the most nieve.
Piper-Prue, you're back early.
Prue- Yes, that's because a MONKEY astral projected to me on the set today.
Phoebe-A monkey?
Piper-Astral projected?
Prue-Yeah, and it waved at me like it knew me or something. I think it needed my help.
Phoebe-Honey, I think you're working way too hard.
Piper-Prue, honey, I don't think monkeys can astral project.

Phoebe-But I gotta hand it to those pesky little demons. They sure have brought us a lot closer together.
Prue-Yeah, maybe you should write them a thank you note.

Phoebe-What just happened?
Piper-I think we just vanquished our siser. Phoebe, we killed Prue.
Phoebe-Piper, stop it, ok? I don't want to hear that.
Piper-Do you think I want to say it? I'm the one who made the potion, Phoebe, it's my fault.
Phoebe-How about having a little faith, alright? Our magic has never let us down before.
Piper-Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?

Phoebe-They'll all get to dance another day and what do we get? We saved the whole darn world. The least we could get is a thank you.

Phoebe-Your job has its limitations.
Genie-Yeah, well, so does yours. (Looks at injured ankle)
Phoebe-Occupational hazard.

Phoebe (flying)-Piper! I can't get down! I don't know how I got up.

Phoebe- Flying is an awesome. It's the landing part that's a bitch.

Phoebe-Leave the genie with the cripple. I'm not really in a wishing mood.