Boys make good pets!

Princess in training!

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

"To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film!

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The only reason I am always listening to music is to block out the sound of your voice!~

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven’t used enough

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.

Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

"normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

"Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever." ~ Holly Marie Combs

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

"my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One death is one too many.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.